Player Profiles

Name: Dave Beal

Squad: Union

Date of Birth: 05/06/65

Place of Birth: Blandford Forum

Height: 1.02m

Weight: 200.0kg

Position: Hooker

Sponsor: Gingsters

Starts: 10

Name: Jas Gunning

Squad: Union

Date of Birth: 25/12/60

Place of Birth: Transylvania

Height: 2.00m

Weight: 600.0kg

Position: Lock

Sponsor: Vogue

Name: Symon Hopkins

Squad: Union

Place of Birth: Italy

Height: 1.80m

Weight: 500.0kg

Position: Loosehead prop

Sponsor: La Senza

Name: Stacey Keibler

Squad: Ladies

Date of Birth: 14/10/79

Place of Birth: Baltimore

Height: 1.80m

Weight: 59.0kg

Season Points: 1000000

Sponsor: Male Population

Name: Bob Lovely

Squad: League

Date of Birth: 12/04/50

Place of Birth: Colchester Gaol

Height: 1.80m

Weight: 992.0kg

Position: Tighthead prop

Sponsor: Vidal Sassoon

Name: Rory T

Squad: Ladies

Date of Birth: 06/05/80

Place of Birth: Twickenham

Height: 1.90m

Weight: 900.0kg

Position: Replacement

Season Points: 78

Sponsor: Fentimens Ginger Beer

Starts: 9000