Player Profiles

Name: Danny Adams Sir Clive

Squad: Union

Date of Birth: 05/06/10

Position: Replacement

Name: Rory T

Squad: Ladies

Date of Birth: 06/05/80

Place of Birth: Twickenham

Height: 1.90m

Weight: 900.0kg

Position: Replacement

Season Points: 78

Sponsor: Fentimens Ginger Beer

Starts: 9000

Name: Sarah, Fiona and Janice The 3 Amigos

Squad: Union

Date of Birth: 04/06/10

Place of Birth: Canada

Position: Replacement

Name: Lovely and Co the Blue Oyster Babes

Squad: Union

Position: Replacement

Name: Jacko The Pie Eater

Squad: Union

Place of Birth: Pie Land

Height: 0.50m

Weight: 999.9kg

Position: Left wing

Sponsor: Tubby Tubby Food Emporium

Name: Samuel C. Upham

Squad: Union

Position: Tighthead prop

Name: Stu Whitless

Squad: Union

Position: Number 8

Name: Jas Woody

Squad: Union

Position: Right wing